Alliteration is the key to successful sleaze. Consider the examples above. With blazing bylines like that, you'll be buzzing louder than a spanish fly at a sex convention when you get home and take the wrappers off THAT steamy slick. You won't even have to bend down under the counter and try to peel the protective plastic of your paper dolls for a peek before your purchase! Any mag with so many enticing hard consonants in a row is guaranteed to deliver the goods......so listen up you pop-eyed patrons of pulch, practice putting a hard consonant in front of every word in your copy...that is if you want the cute cooch to coo. I practice my skills of alliteration at every opportunity, even when writing on my other bawdy blogs books and projects. A proper sleazy pseudonym also helps. Victor Minx (ed.)
